Sekou's Ruuuuuuuuude

[Sekou Bunch]

Congrats Pirate Masters!

Im not used to being on a Jury cuz im usually in the Final Tribal.

So i'll probably think of some messed up questions starrr.

Ok sooo aaa

JP: Christmas was cancelled - Because of you! How would You aka Santa Kwanzaa 2.0 help the whole entire world from getting Christmas back from the Viking Warriors?
Also, who would you hire to help you in this terrible crisis?
In conclusion state what your thoughts would be, what your role would be (ex. The dominator, the normie, the Candice, or the Billy)
I wish this to be an in depth analysis with a lot of details. For there is a deepr meaning young padawan.
Good Luck!

Candice: Ok so your a famous Street Hooker named Sluterella Slim. Your known for your erotic dances and liked especially by transvestites. But one day a pimp comes in and fires yo ass.
Now your living on the street, and you have AIDS due to the fact you were sexually molesting a monkey.
You have no family because they live on Venus, so your all alone.
How would you cope with living on the streets and perhaps getting a Financial job with No Frills Grocery Store?
Hint: You've lived on the streets your whole life.
Im generally interested in the Grocery store part. How would your employees enjoy the compny of an Infected hooker? Would you ever be with a transvestite again? Etc.
TRICK: Everybody knows you have AIDS.

I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK.

May both your questions destroy your mind(s).

Ps. Im Old Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg.

Baileys?

[JP Calderon]

JP: Christmas was cancelled - Because of you! How would You aka Santa Kwanzaa 2.0 help the whole entire world from getting Christmas back from the Viking Warriors?
Also, who would you hire to help you in this terrible crisis?
In conclusion state what your thoughts would be, what your role would be (ex. The dominator, the normie, the Candice, or the Billy)

First, I would change Christmas to a month-long holiday. This would give me an extra five days (from Dec. 26 to Dec. 31) to get my shit together and everything all set. I, as Santa Kwanzaa 2.0, would get my nuclear weapons out of the closet and nuke the damn Viking Warriors. The Viking Warriors would never see such an attack coming so I'd easily take over their motherboard and steal Christmas back. Next, I would hire the Easter Bunny xF, Turtle Fairy, Toothy Wizard, and Captain Bull Frog in aiding me in this crises. The Turtle Fairy would help in certainly slow paced activities that are sure to come up sometime during this activity. Easter Bunny xF, as the original Easter Bunnies imposter would trick the Viking Warriors even more. I would hire the Toothy Wizard to evacuate the Viking Warriors' mouth of their teeths. Captain Bull Frog will use his excellent hopping-like specialties to jump up on the Viking Warriors to ensure their defeat and my excellent victory. To sum this eventful day off, I would come in there with my nuclear devices and nuke them to hell. Finally, I would claim myself as The Pwnag-er. Since I would definitely pwn the Viking Warriors and win Christmas back for the citizens of the whole entire world and exceed in my excellent like success. I hope this answers your question, Sekou. Thank you.

[Sekou Bunch]

Fantastic.
Sounds like an upcoming Disney Movie!

[JP Calderon]

I should be a screen writer . I'll show you that shit, kids. jolly ol' santa kwanzaa 2.0 killin vikin warriors w00t w00t lolz

[Candice Woodcock]

Candice: Ok so your a famous Street Hooker named Sluterella Slim. Your known for your erotic dances and liked especially by transvestites. But one day a pimp comes in and fires yo ass.
Now your living on the street, and you have AIDS due to the fact you were sexually molesting a monkey.
You have no family because they live on Venus, so your all alone.
How would you cope with living on the streets and perhaps getting a Financial job with No Frills Grocery Store?
Hint: You've lived on the streets your whole life.
Im generally interested in the Grocery store part. How would your employees enjoy the compny of an Infected hooker? Would you ever be with a transvestite again? Etc.
TRICK: Everybody knows you have AIDS.


You gave me the aids you bastard

How would your employees enjoy the compny of an Infected hooker?

I think my employees would enjoy the company of an infected hooker cause they can get nookie for free but they would have to use protection obviously.

Would you ever be with a transvestite again?

Yes I was with you last night.



Thank you for your question.

[Sekou Bunch]

Laaaaame. Thanks for boring the world.

You really should have tried better.

tsk tsk.

[Candice Woodcock]

I'm sorry you should of asked a better question relevant to the game.

[Sekou Bunch]

It was relevant to the game though.

Its an allegorical question ;0